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All remaining shirts at the Gawker Shop are on sale through the end of the week, at which time we close our doors for good. Many shirts are entirely sold out, but some remain, like It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free — currently available in Men's Large and Medium and Women's Medium. If you like this shirt, you might also like She Did What? To see all other remaining shirts, visit the Gawker Shop.

As we told you back in December, sadly the Gawker Shop is closing. So in an effort to clean out our warehouse, we're offering all shirts for just $9.99. Many shirts — including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, Douché, and I Hate Your Kids — are almost sold out, but some sizes remain. Some other shirts, like New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Probably Have a Trust Fund and I'm Fine have more stock. Try your luck!

How can a t-shirt convey all of our complex feelings? It just can't - though Lord knows we've tried, with "Douché" (sold out in all men's sizes!) and "I Hate Your Kids", and even "It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free"!

But the moment has come when we have found that we have nothing left to say that can fit on a t-shirt. Plus, coming up with such pith is really tiring.

So we're selling out the rest of our t-shirts and then THERE WILL BE NO MORE. You know what that means: They'll become "collector's items" and nerds will keep them sealed in plastic bags for the future. We've even discounted all shirts to $17.99, and many sizes are already sold out. So buy them now, or forever hold your peace.

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: I Hate Your Kids, printed on super soft 100% cotton American Apparel shirts.

Looking for something a bit less spiteful? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and Douché.

Douché is one of our most popular shirts. It's super soft, 100% cotton made sweatshop-free by American Apparel in LA.

We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and I Hate Your Kids.

Douché [The Gawker Shop]

On sale, today only: Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You. It's now available in almost every size imaginable, from MXXXL and WXXL to MS and WS. Of course, it's also super soft 100% cotton, made in LA by American Apparel.

Looking for something full price? We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Douché, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and I Hate Your Kids.

Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You [The Gawker Shop]

Today's shirt is Fleshbot's Pure Filth. Of course, it's super soft 100% cotton, made in LA by American Apparel.

Looking for something cleaner? We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You and New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund.

Pure Filth ]The Gawker Shop]

Today's shirt is the famous You're With Me, Leather, once worn on MTV's TRL. Plus, like all of our shirts, it's super soft 100% cotton, made by American Apparel in LA. What more could you want?

Looking for something else? We have plenty of other shirts, too.

You're With Me, Leather [Wikipedia]
Yes I Am Quietly Judging You ]The Gawker Shop]

One of our most popular shirts, Yes I Am Quietly Judging You is available in nine different sizes — from women's small to men's extra extra large.

Is this shirt too cheery? We have plenty of other shirts for you to choose from, including I Hate Your Kids and It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free.

Yes I Am Quietly Judging You ]The Gawker Shop]

Around the world, the rich keep destroying the rare Enzo Ferrari. Do your part: Save the Enzos, before it's too late.

Couldn't care less? We have plenty of other shirts for you to choose from, including I Hate Your Kids and Productively Lazy.

Save the Enzos ]The Gawker Shop]

Douché is one of our most popular shirts, and today it's on sale. Order before midnight and Douché can be yours for $16.99.

Are you one of those people that insists on buying things full price? No worry — we have plenty of other shirts for you to choose from!

Douché ]The Gawker Shop]

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: Your Assistant Hates You.

Convinced your assistant really does like you? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Productively Lazy and New York.

Channel your inner Lohan with today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: It's Like Yeah...I'm Fine.

Too racy? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Productively Lazy and New York.

Today's shirt of the day: It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free.

Looking for a shirt for your grandparents instead? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Douché and New York.

An Agent Ate My Baby is today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day.

Too Hollywood for you? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Douché and New York.

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: the Lifehacker-inspired Productively Lazy.

Not feeling it? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts.

Productively Lazy [The Gawker Shop]

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: I Hate Your Kids.

Looking for something a bit less spiteful? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts.

I Hate Your Kids [The Gawker Shop]

Lest you forget our extensive catalog of shirts in our Gawker Shop, we're going to be highlighting a different shirt each day or so.

Today's shirt involves New York and Trust Funds. What more could you want?

New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Probably Have a Trust Fund [The Gawker Shop]

Having trouble coming up with a Halloween costume? Wear a t-shirt instead!

Another fresh batch of Douché and Yes, I am Quietly Judging You is now available for shipping.

Douché
Yes, I am Quietly Judging You

Times are tough in New York. It's hard to get by without a trust fund these days.

New from the Gawker Shop (finally!) and as voted on by you, New York is here and ready for preorder.

New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Probably Have a Trust Fund [The Gawker Shop]

Perennial favorites Douché and Yes, I am Quietly Judging You are in stock and available for immediate shipping.

New shirt tomorrow!

Douché
Yes, I am Quietly Judging You

Our Douché shirt continues to confuse our French-speaking readership. A "friendly French-speaking Canadian" writes in to ask: "Do you guys even know what Douché means?"

He suggests, "If you meant to put on your shirts: 'been hit by a sword or something' it should have been Touché."

As it's a Friday and it's summer, we've put these popular shirts on sale for just $16.99 until the end of the weekend.

And while we were at it, we discounted the few Don't Free Paris shirts we still have lying around (they're really popular in Texas) to just $12.99 — get one before they're gone, forever!

Don't Free Paris
Douché

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Happy Friday! Today only, I Hate Your Kids and Douché are just $16.99 each.

The Gawker Shop
Douché
I Hate Your Kids

The Gene & Julie Show on Dallas' 103.7 Lite FM recently gave away some Don't Free Paris shirts — "the phone lines went crazy," we're told. One of the shirts went to a jailer, whose excitement can only be communicated by listening to the full clip.

We still have a few shirts left available for immediate shipping. Order today before Texas gets them all!

[Edit: and now the link works!]

Don't Free Paris [The Gawker Shop]
Clip of Don't Free Paris on 103.7 Lite FM [MP3]

It's the Memorial Day Sale at the Gawker Shop, and all shirts are 15% to 20% off, including Quietly Judging You, I Hate Your Kids, Douché, and more!

Order early and order often, as we've also reduced shipping costs on multiple shirts permanently.

Happy Memorial Day!

The Gawker Shop