holiday sale

How can a t-shirt convey all of our complex feelings? It just can't - though Lord knows we've tried, with "I Hate Your Kids" and "Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You", and even "It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free"!

But the moment has come when we have found that we have nothing left to say that can fit on a t-shirt. Plus, coming up with such pith is really tiring.

So we're selling out the rest of our t-shirts and then THERE WILL BE NO MORE. You know what that means: They'll become "collector's items"! We've even discounted all shirts to $17.99, and many sizes are already sold out. So buy them now, or forever hold your peace.

How can a t-shirt convey all of our complex feelings? It just can't - though Lord knows we've tried, with "Douché" (sold out in all men's sizes!) and "I Hate Your Kids", and even "It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free"!

But the moment has come when we have found that we have nothing left to say that can fit on a t-shirt. Plus, coming up with such pith is really tiring.

So we're selling out the rest of our t-shirts and then THERE WILL BE NO MORE. You know what that means: They'll become "collector's items" and nerds will keep them sealed in plastic bags for the future. We've even discounted all shirts to $17.99, and many sizes are already sold out. So buy them now, or forever hold your peace.