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As we told you back in December, sadly the Gawker Shop is closing. So in an effort to clean out our warehouse, we're offering all shirts for just $9.99. Many shirts — including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, Douché, and I Hate Your Kids — are almost sold out, but some sizes remain. Some other shirts, like New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Probably Have a Trust Fund and I'm Fine have more stock. Try your luck!

How can a t-shirt convey all of our complex feelings? It just can't - though Lord knows we've tried, with "Douché" (sold out in all men's sizes!) and "I Hate Your Kids", and even "It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free"!

But the moment has come when we have found that we have nothing left to say that can fit on a t-shirt. Plus, coming up with such pith is really tiring.

So we're selling out the rest of our t-shirts and then THERE WILL BE NO MORE. You know what that means: They'll become "collector's items" and nerds will keep them sealed in plastic bags for the future. We've even discounted all shirts to $17.99, and many sizes are already sold out. So buy them now, or forever hold your peace.

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: I Hate Your Kids, printed on super soft 100% cotton American Apparel shirts.

Looking for something a bit less spiteful? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and Douché.

Douché is one of our most popular shirts. It's super soft, 100% cotton made sweatshop-free by American Apparel in LA.

We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and I Hate Your Kids.

Douché [The Gawker Shop]

On sale, today only: Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You. It's now available in almost every size imaginable, from MXXXL and WXXL to MS and WS. Of course, it's also super soft 100% cotton, made in LA by American Apparel.

Looking for something full price? We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Douché, New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund, and I Hate Your Kids.

Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You [The Gawker Shop]

Today's shirt is Fleshbot's Pure Filth. Of course, it's super soft 100% cotton, made in LA by American Apparel.

Looking for something cleaner? We have plenty of other shirts, too, including Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You and New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Must Have a Trust Fund.

Pure Filth ]The Gawker Shop]

Today's shirt is the famous You're With Me, Leather, once worn on MTV's TRL. Plus, like all of our shirts, it's super soft 100% cotton, made by American Apparel in LA. What more could you want?

Looking for something else? We have plenty of other shirts, too.

You're With Me, Leather [Wikipedia]
Yes I Am Quietly Judging You ]The Gawker Shop]

One of our most popular shirts, Yes I Am Quietly Judging You is available in nine different sizes — from women's small to men's extra extra large.

Is this shirt too cheery? We have plenty of other shirts for you to choose from, including I Hate Your Kids and It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free.

Yes I Am Quietly Judging You ]The Gawker Shop]

Around the world, the rich keep destroying the rare Enzo Ferrari. Do your part: Save the Enzos, before it's too late.

Couldn't care less? We have plenty of other shirts for you to choose from, including I Hate Your Kids and Productively Lazy.

Save the Enzos ]The Gawker Shop]

Douché is one of our most popular shirts, and today it's on sale. Order before midnight and Douché can be yours for $16.99.

Are you one of those people that insists on buying things full price? No worry — we have plenty of other shirts for you to choose from!

Douché ]The Gawker Shop]

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: Your Assistant Hates You.

Convinced your assistant really does like you? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Productively Lazy and New York.

Channel your inner Lohan with today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: It's Like Yeah...I'm Fine.

Too racy? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Productively Lazy and New York.

Today's shirt of the day: It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free.

Looking for a shirt for your grandparents instead? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Douché and New York.

An Agent Ate My Baby is today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day.

Too Hollywood for you? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts, including Douché and New York.

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: the Lifehacker-inspired Productively Lazy.

Not feeling it? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts.

Productively Lazy [The Gawker Shop]

Today's Gawker Shop Shirt of the Day: I Hate Your Kids.

Looking for something a bit less spiteful? Take a look at our full catalog of shirts.

I Hate Your Kids [The Gawker Shop]

Lest you forget our extensive catalog of shirts in our Gawker Shop, we're going to be highlighting a different shirt each day or so.

Today's shirt involves New York and Trust Funds. What more could you want?

New York: If You Can Make It Here, You Probably Have a Trust Fund [The Gawker Shop]

Perennial favorites Douché and Yes, I am Quietly Judging You are in stock and available for immediate shipping.

New shirt tomorrow!

Douché
Yes, I am Quietly Judging You

It's the Memorial Day Sale at the Gawker Shop, and we've made all Fleshbot shirts just $14.99 each! All of our other shirts are 15% to 20% off too, like Yes, I Am Quietly Judging You and It's Not Whoring If You Do It For Free. Order today!

And order more than one, as we've also reduced shipping costs on multiple shirts permanently.

Pure Filth [The Gawker Shop]
She Did What? [The Gawker Shop]

With news of the recent jail time handed down to everyone's favorite heiress, we've seen many FREE PARIS shirts pop up for sale. But who really wants to Free Paris, anyway?

Don't Free Paris. New from the Gawker Shop.

Don't Free Paris [The Gawker Shop]

Per your requests, we're doing a reorder of "Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You" — in all sizes, but including the larger sizes, up to MXXL. Order yours today.

Yes, I'm Quietly Judging You [The Gawker Shop]